Based on the cover, the synopsis, and the title, I was expecting this to be a fun diversion into the world of dinosaur erotica (a place I have only ventured once before, when I read Space Raptor Butt Invasion by Dr. Chuck Tingle). Lola Faust delivered.
Tallulah is a PhD candidate in paleontology, and is determined to get a job with the mysterious, isolated, and cutting-edge dinosaur breeding facility Dino Ranch. They aren’t advertising or anything, and she has no reason to think they even want an intern, but she is nevertheless determined to show up at their doorstep and refuse to leave until they give her a chance.
What Tallulah didn’t count on was that the director of Dino Ranch was famed paleogeneticist Reid Canmore, seeing as he was killed in a helicopter crash some years before.
She also didn’t expect him to be such a hunk.
Or the heir of an English barony.
Or smell so nice.
In the story that follows, Tallulah’s desire for Reid and her obsession with dinosaurs synergize. She is determined to have him, despite being warned off by the #2 at Dino Ranch.
In the end, this was a great deal of fun. It didn’t quite reach the literary heights of *Space Raptor Butt Invasion* (not much of a complaint, as Dr. Tingle is a national treasure with no rival) but it is nonetheless a story for any self-respecting lover of dino erotica. My only complaint is that, frankly, there could have been more dinosaurs.
I look forward to reading other entries in Faust’s series of dino erotica stories (especially Triceratops & Bottoms) the next time I am bored, horny, and thinking about dinosaurs.
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